WELCOME TO
You've never met A bookkeeper like us
Sure.
We do all the normal bookkeeping stuff.
The boring bits.
We do soooo much more, and we do it differently,
Oh-so-differently.
Like proper different.
And now we're going to shout about it.
This is usually known as a megaphone but we're
using it as a metaphor.
OMG! It's a metaphone.
We've just invented the
metaphone.
For one, we know bookkeeping is yawn.
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We don’t want to bore you with a story all about how bookkeeping works, the legal requirements that business owners need to adhere to or that... heeeeuuurgghh...
God, sorry. That really was YAWN!
Do you want to keep more of your profits?
Of course, you fricking do.
The point is...
we'd rather just say...
Forget about all the paperwork
and just consider it done.
(To overly-simplify it) We use a bunch of kickass software that allows us to digitalise your bookkeeping, and get your business
Paying You First
Ipso facto: You love it. We Love it. HMRC luurves it and, heck, you may even see your bank manager smile.
Woo Woo.
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#2: we found a crazy way of working
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#3: Our "You must be mad" services
Rock
From £50
Cover the Basics
We've got your back!
per month
this one WILL...
PAPER
this one is...
per month
From £100
For you, VAT Registered Businesses
Support whilst you Grow
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From £250
Your outsourced Finance Department
Assistance + Support = Growth
This is the whooper meal
per month
we do custom packages to suit..
QuickBooks Setup
CIS Tax Rebate
Self-Assessment
Profitabilty Coaching
Certified Advanced ProAdvisors: We know QuickBooks inside out.
We smash self-assessments out the park all year round.
Overpaid CIS tax, We'll return those loose coins to your purse.
We have developed a unique suite of apps and trickery to make sure your business Pays You First
Oh and, yeah, we're totally legit too...
We get it.
We're unusual, which is odd.
Bookkeepers are meant to be boring, talk boring, wearing boring suits, have boring websites, drink tea without sugar, drive Volvo's and love the colour grey.
But, it's okay. Even though we're a little different (okay, a lot different), our walls are still adorned in certificates that prove we're awesome.
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